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Why Colbert?
A man of faith: "I love my Church, and I'm a Catholic who was raised by intellectuals, who were very devout. I was raised to believe that you could question the Church and still be a Catholic. What is worthy of satire is the misuse of religion for destructive or political gains. That's totally different from the Word, the blood, the body and the Christ. His kingdom is not of this earth."†
A man of trials: "I had this weird tumor as a kid, and they scooped it out with a melon baller."
A man of the people: "I am a labor-law fanatic. That's not a secret. I cannot get enough of the National Labor Relations Board decisions. [...] Solidarity!"†
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